So I once went on a date to Twist with this guy S., about 2 or 3 summers ago. Anyways, he was nice, lovely date, but we stopped talking and that was it.
The problem: After 3 months he texted me, I texted back, he texted, I texted, then he ignored me [ & yes, Texted is a word!!!]
3 more months later: same crap
4 months later: he called, I missed it, I called him, and he didn’t call back. I then deleted his number.
Months Later he texted “Hi.” I said “who is this” he said S., I said “hi, what’s up” he never replied
Can u imagine how pissed I was getting??; (especially since I didn't fancy him?) he kept this up for about 2 years (don't know why I was being nice).
SO……...lution: last month he texted me again, I asked who he was, he said S. , I said “S who?” he replied the “S that you went on a date with to Twist” My Reply.
“Look the last date I went on was with my fiancé, 2 years ago” (if he reads this I’ll feel 22.3% bad ) (I'm totally single lol)
So this post is dedicated to some of the lies we’ve told to the opposite sex. Lots of guys in the last post, (in comments, facebook, my phone, & some girls) said that I should be fairer, and also shed light on the stuff girls do. so here it is:
My Pants on Fire Pass Crew
“I have a boyfriend”"You're too young" -even if he's older
I told this guy at the club "I'm a Lesbian" but he insisted it would be more fun & he wanted to be friends.
So I told him, "Honestly last time I had something to do with a guy, I threw up on him & I don't think you will like that!!" LMFAO he got put off!!!
“It’s the age difference” – it was just a year, but I wasn’t interested.
“It’s that time of the month”- works like a charm, and no more questions
“I grab my cousin & say he’s my boyfriend”
"This is my Bachelorette Party! I’m getting married tomorrow!” THE BEST!
lol I've also used the Lesbian Line, the perv. tried to get us to kiss
A Million Thanks to all those that participated, and were bold enough to put up their lines & picture, U Know I love you!!!! (& ALL those that Commented in the last Post!!!)
Until Next Time, don't forget to subscribe =) & tell me your lines/ lies!!![click the comment link]
ps: if you look into the liar liar, pants on fire passes, you'll learn some cool stuff, 79% are kinda single/ confused/ lying/ or according to facebook in relationships with other girls, or none
credit: chaos-kaizer (original photoshop badges b4 editing)
Easy instant online version you can make yourself: here [thanks to David's comment]