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Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Most Annoying Phrase Guys Love 2 Use IS

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That's my friend Essay on our way out to Bucket Shop last night.

"I will call you back later" & Other crappy variations. A group of girls & I have discussed and we have decided that this is absolutely THE MOST ANNOYING THING they say. [they only say "yes you, look fat" on tv, and commercials, not in real life, they aint crazy!]

Because: Later is so..... VAGUE!!

so I'm thinking



What the fuck?, when the fuck?, tomorrow?, today?, in an hour? But what they really mean is bye!!! why not just say "call you when I call you," I sometimes say "Talk to you when I do!" or I'm specific!! "I'll call you this weekend." or just plain "Goodnight, sweetdreams etc"


Anyways this is mostly done while you are on the phone, and something "obviously" comes up. lol funny thing we agreed, it only bugs us when it's a guy we like, or were interested in, or guy that's hitting on us, or we want information.

SO GUYS, if you ever read this, PLS STOP. be blunt, we can take it. Just say it!!!! Than making poor girls around the world that might be into you, wait for they cells to ring. Bye I'm late for dinner.


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so what do you do think?? or does something else bug you more?? and guys... what do you have to say for yourself, tsk tsk.

77 comments:

  1. Aha very funny post. Love the signs!

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  2. LOL
    and i thought #1 would be
    drum roll........WHAT YO NAME IZ SHAWTY

    PS i own the store for dogs (even got LV shirts and bags for dogs lol)

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  3. then you gotta hit them with the same freaking line.... don't wait on the call but when he does call be brief as hell and sound busy, then uppercut that fool with "I need to call you back!" HA HA....

    and move on! ;-)

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  4. With me, I'm usually the one saying, "I will call you back," and don't live up to it...mybad :)Hey, I'm busy.

    I do hate it when guys lie on their d*ck; magnum toting when you know good and well you need to be in a regular trojan (and sometimes you can't fit that).

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  5. Torrance:
    we already used to that, "ay shawty let me holla at you for a min," it's like saying hi. lol

    Ubringmejoi:
    Girl I'm about to start doing that, I'm just so nice, and always pick up, or reply their texts

    Beautiful:
    OMG girl you are crazy!! ha ha that made me laugh so hard.

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  6. When i use that line, "later" means when next you cross my mind. On rare occasions i mean to call, plan to call and even want to call but it just slips my mind.

    The problem here is that guys are built differently and just don't think its a big deal.

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  7. Reading this, makes me sooo glad that I am now married. You single girls, just flip the script and let them wait by the phone!! You'll see, that a lot of men can't take it.

    And your "graphics" are full of FABness!

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  8. Funny. I always say..."I'll call you later."And I normally do. From time to time...I'll forget. But I tend to get upset if you say that you'll call me back and you don't. Haaaa

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  9. LOL!!!

    i SOOO use that phrase but the truth is we really dont know how soon yeah?

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  10. bomb!!! cool blog and 'q' cards too??? wow!

    i'll call u later most of the time has been within 5mins. but wen i use it, it means it just might be nxt week. well i said later didnt i?

    yea but true, later culd just be anytime maybe even early nxt year.

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  11. BUHAHAHAHHAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!MUHAHAHHAHAHHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! this is toooooooooo damnnnnnnnnnnn funny!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! COS THAT THING SURE PISSES THE HELL OUT OF ME........ITS BOUT TIME A SISTA BROKE THIS ISH DOWN!!!!!!!!!
    heck i dont mind just any GUY FRIEND.."FRIEND GUY" using it........JUST DNT BE MY MAN....LOVER OR DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    if that later dnt come to pass in 4 days......BYE BYE BOO...cos lady koko wud have been out the door(and u best believe it aint gona be only my chanel purse on my arm..*WINK WINK* LOL)
    P.S:XOXO

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  12. Lovely post!
    and very true!
    Guyz do dat shyt a lot..

    i prefer to say "i'll speak to u whenever then"

    oh well.. hope they take this as a warning!
    thx loadz 4 stoppin by my blog

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  13. lol yeah, I know what you mean! I've had guys tell me that and, being young and naive, I actually waited for them. That sure ain't happening now tho! The signs are awesome ;)

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  14. this is too funny! it's true...i hate when guys feel like they have to beat around the bush cause they think we can't handle the truth...just say"i'll call you tomorrow" and it'll be all good.

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  15. bullshit.

    more girls have hit me with that okeydoke than dudes do girls.

    in fact, if you all think about it, 5 times out of 10, we worked hard for that number. 3 out of 10 times, we booked you while spitting that e-game (blog, myspace, facebook, etc) and got that joint in a msg with a smiley face and some stylish punctuation marks. like this

    202.:.495.:.3845
    call me, ;)

    and then the last 2 out of 10 times, we just booked you by mistake and started talking cuz we were both bored.

    regardless, we got that number, and we aren't taking it for granted at all. we need it in our life. we say we'll call you back later to play a little head games so you don't run shit. if we just let you run shit, then what do we have? nothing.

    or sometimes, we just will hit you back later. shit.

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  16. hahahahahahaha! u've said it! it really pisses the shit outta me..

    i love the signs thing..thats so original!

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  17. my dear i totally agree. it bugs the living sheet out of me....just say bye or l8r and get it over with

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  18. Your friend Essay is really pretty.

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  19. I can happily say that I have never violated this rule. my escape line on the phone is, "well let me run". its vague, its open ended, and its truthful

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  20. When I say I'll call you later, I mean it - later = later than now, but not longer than a week because that's NEVER.

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  21. Does anyone remember when you were younger and you wanted to get off the phone, so you would pretend that your mother was calling you or something. It would go like this:

    Person: (in the middle of telling you a boring story)

    You: Wait hold on for a min

    Person: ok

    You: What you say? Oh ok mom here I come (Pretending to yell downstairs to your mother)

    You: Dang I gotta call you back, my mom needs me for something. Or my mom needs to use the phone.

    Person: Ok bye (they know you just wanted to get off of the phone)

    lol

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  22. i use dat term wen someone is boring and i dont know how 2 say 'BYE'...LMAO!!

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  23. Haha love it! I can safely say that I have yet to use those phrases ;)

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  24. That is just too cute and so funny. Great topic!! loved it.

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  25. firstly i am coming back, so dont worry, infact i should post within the next 2 days, but i have to say something...it is people like you that make blogging dificult for me.. pretty girls, straight foward, good looking...if i start flirting now, wifey will just eat me and make me close down the blog again...but i will be back though!!

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  26. I hate that too. I think guys just think we are waiting around for the phone to ring.

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  27. LOL 2 funny. I agree though.. especially when people say they're gonna do something then they don't! People just need to be real with it lol

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  28. this post is so true, and I love your blog. very nice

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  29. But don't we hear the same lyrics from ladies too?

    ... or I'm I in the wrong planet.

    Hi, u write well.

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  30. LOL...Very true Michelle...Love ur goofy glasses on the other post. Essay is looking quite good!

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  31. well actually, somtimes, we mean just that... besides, all the girl has to say/ask is "when?".." when will you call back?" .. how hard could that be.

    www.mademags.com

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  32. LOL. What can you say after that :)

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  33. @Anon: "when" makez it seem lyk we're desperate! easier for him to jst tell us!

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  34. be blunt, we can take it



    ^^^^^ ahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah right.good one.but seriously you know single women are the biggest players of all.we should be making posts about you

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  35. I agree! Why not just go 'head and say when you are going to call a gal back and then when you give her a time, then be sure to respect her enough to call her at that time and not later.

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  36. I thought it was common knowledge that "later" means "don't know when; today, tomorrow, next week... but I will holla at you... Eventually" lol

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  37. WOOOWWW, torrance took the phrase right out my hands... "Shawty what yo name is" or when you out with your homegirls... "AYE girl in the red" or "Girl with the curly hair!" I'm like PLEASE shut the fuck up!!! LOL

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  38. LOL...Please tell it louder...Their ears are blocked with that "I'm all that" wax.

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  39. lol that's sooo true.. but i bet some ladies be doing the same hehe

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  40. @ the guys: wow I guess now we have an idea what later means. Basically differs from guy to guy (smh)

    & yes we had some some pretty bad stuff ourselves

    @ the ladies I know it's quite annoying. Lol at some of you using this line too

    DC to BC lol. yeah I'll give it to you, you work hard. but sometimes once they get the number...this happens lol


    The socialite HA HA HA girl you are so... wrong!!!


    sista socialite THAT IS SO TRUE!!!! last weekend my name turned into "Shawty in the purple!!"

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  41. thit i cmntd already, anyway, all these guys, as if bye bye wont suffice

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  42. I hate that line "i'll call u later", cos most times "later" never comes or comes after a very long time. when a guy i like tells me i'll call u later, i try not to expect his call anytime soon to avoid any disappointment. and i don't believe their promises. the species are something else, from a totally different planet as us females.

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  43. nice blog and good topic...i said it that line many of times lol got me into a lot of trouble

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  44. thats so true guys always use that frase. I agree :) I like ur blog and I will be back

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  45. This is such an awesome project! You've gotta keep doing more as you think of them -- I'd bet it would become INSANELY popular! I already want a t-shirt.

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  46. LOL... I love this post. Totally. An age old guy trick. It stinks. they really need a whole new language. For the sake of women all over the world! Change. Now!

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  47. i guess i've been sleep, the ATL has another rising star blog.

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  48. "I'll call you later" doesn't really bother me. It's "I'll call you at [a specific time]" and I don't get the call at that time (or like within an hour of that time) that pisses me off.

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  49. LOL. So true! You should do that to guys too as an experiment and report back.

    See how they like it!

    A marathon is 26.2 miles :)

    I love Landmark Diner. Just a nice place to eat at and hang out before/after class.

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  50. So frustrating!!!
    Or when you call and they TEXT back? What is that all about?

    xoxox,
    CC

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  51. I never saw I will call you back...I be like well I'm bout to get off the phone...and thats how I end it. No need for details lol but thats just me

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  52. I would have to agree! I couldn't agree more!

    I hate getting the calls from the ones you don't want calling while waiting on that return call! ugh!

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  53. ahahahahahahhaahahhaaa!!
    I died. I love it. Amazing post, just amazing.

    *proceeds to laugh through the night*

    Guys are such idiots, then they have the nerve to say we're complicated. Pff..

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  54. Haha. I like this post, especially the signs.

    I can't lie though. (*whispers* I do it, too*) "I'll talk to/call/see you...later."

    Which means, if I like you, it'll be sometime soon like later that day or tomorrow. If I don't think anything of you, it'll be whenever lol

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  55. Oh, ain't that the truth! In girl language, "call you later" is a promise, something you plan to do... and us girls expect him to call (and soon!).

    In boy language, "call you later" means STFU already and get off my phone.

    LOL!

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  56. okayyyy...that's funny I thought I commented on this entry already? Hmmmm... *twilight zone music*

    LOL


    But anyhoo...I agree! I hate it when guys do that. But wait...why am I also guilty of doing the same dang thing to guys? LOL And I gotta say it is really annoying when some fool calls me back when I just told his @ss an hour ago that I would call HIM back! LOL Grrrrr!

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  57. Can we just be fair here?

    In the first place who does the calling? The guy in most cases! And he says he will call you back right? even if he goes on for a long time without calling, it might just be that something went wrong somewhere! Rather than just jumping to conclusions and assume that it is our way of saying "bye", I guess you should call him maybe this once to know why he defaulted! That might change your perception about guys and the call you later syndrome!

    On a lighter note, we are all GUILTY of that phrase at some point in life, ladies inclusive! Lol!

    Hi.

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  58. Awesome blog by the way. When I say call you later it just means sometime in the future when i get around to it. But it can also just be the same as saying "bye".......maybe I should look for a new way to end a conversation!

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  59. LMAO! Hilarious. I'm sure I've used that phrase no less than a million times. We stay vague cause when we don't call you on Thursday like we said we would y'all fuss. LOL

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  60. guys are vague in almost every situation... when have you ever known a man to be thorough unless it involves them jerking off or playing with their balls

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  61. Lmaof @ Eb...you been peeking in my window again...

    Bombchell guys are just asses plain and simple...We rarely do what we say or say what we do...lol

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  62. Yeah am totally guilty of that, but i do call back though. My fav bye bye line..."will c u around". Love it.

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  63. hahaha this post is so funny! Your pictures are so pretty too!! Keep it up girl, I really like your blog!!

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  64. Gurl I feel u on that. I mean if its not going to be until the next day just say the next day lol. I remember when my hunny used to do that ish a loooooong time ago so I guess he got tired of my complaining lol lol good post

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  65. Another cute post. Keep posting!!

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  66. I'll you back later is the most honest response in the book. Later leaves it open so we can call back anytime we feel without restriction. Yeah it kind of leaves y'all hanging but in some situations thats OK, leave y'all anticipating.

    You don't want to be like "I'ma call you tomorrow and then we don't and now we look bad".

    PS Yeah I tried to block out ol boys eyes to you know protect his identity like on "cops". lol

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  67. sister i seriously agree with you..that is the most annoying line..why they cant be straigth forward i dont get. we dont beg them to say it..and then they say gyrls arent direct yea right......

    oh wells at least now we kno..i'll call u back later means i aint calling.

    lovign the signs though..lol

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  68. i mean it when i say it...and later always comes...usually sooner than later

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  69. lmao just for that I'm going to have to do that on purpose to some of my homegirls to see if they get at me about it :-P

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  70. i'm pretty pissed off at all the loser guys who blow chicks off and create this image. as one of the world's few good guys, i'm prefectly up front with everyone, i have no shame, i don't lie, and i'll readily admit that my cock is only average. so suck on my average cock, all you bullshit asswipe douchebags who fuck up women's ideas of a real man.

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  71. It's always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained! I'm sure you had fun writing this article.

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