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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Superhero Seduction Secrets





This post was inspired by one of my favourite Korean Movies. It's a romantic comedy called, Seducing Mr Perfect (2006). [link or link to watch it] Omg I love.. love... love... Korean movies, the undying love, well except the fact that in many of the love stories someone seems to have a terminal illness ick, well not this one. ooh & Mr Robin, Daniel Henney is so... hot! (if you watch it, tell me what you think)

From Superhero Seduction



Seduction: something that attracts or charms

We have all seen the art of seduction in movies, magazines, wherever. Well these are tips from 4 gorgeous seduction comic book heroes, along with some videos & pickup lines you should never use.


NOTE ON GOALS: u all have your goals, be is kissing, dates, sex, making them fall in love with you, whatever. This guide only helps u Seduce them. Now when u get there, ITS up to you what u do. The ride stops here. Be safe. oh yeah leave your own goals & tips below in the comment section & don’t forget to subscribe. Click the green button to share with friends/ enemies/ or those who need it.




THE BOMBCHELL: Caramel Von Iylla [sweet as vanilla]

SEDUCTION GOAL: A date, But getting to know a person is actually the sexiest part to me.

HER SEDUCTION SECRET POWER:I've been told by guys my eyes make them weak. so all i have to do often is look guys directly in the eye, oh and pouting never hurts either...

HOW TO SEDUCE HER: Being yourself is sooooo sexy.





THE BOMCHELL: StromyBrook Suave


LEVEL 2:setting the mood, she or he is already attracted to you.

SUPERHERO POWERS: making women melt

IT'S NOT HARD: Seduction is setting the the mood and being romantic.

GOAL:sex





THE BOMBCHELL: Kimora Monroe (a.k.a MrsFab)
CAUTION: Now my tip about cooking, is to be used after a few dates, he’s "the one".
SECRET SEDUCTION WEAPON: Fabcooking Skills- A great meal (for more check out her lovely website)
GAME PLAN A Directions
Ladies do not waste these cooking skills on just any ole' person, unless you think things are moving to another level & perhaps he is “the one”.
This skill is only to be use on guys who you see as “husband material.” & Before pulling out the cooking weapon…, ladies! Let him take you out. Get to know them. See what he are about.

GAME PLAN B:
Can’t cook to save your life?: #1 Have your mama cook/ order a lovely meal. #2 have it already at your place before he arrives. #3. Then later, learn from mom how to cook it (the cover-up).
Caution: Make sure to discard all of the containers before he arrives. He'll never know. Never let him come empty handed! let him bring the wine, dessert, or better yet, let him take you out for dessert and coffee...(classy)!

FINAL SCENE:
After that meal, wine, dessert, let nature take its course... *winks*




THE BOMBCHELL: Chellbomb de Noel (a.k.a. Me! the great blogger lol)

GOAL: I want him to fall for me
TECHNIQUE: Thomas Theorem -> (who said college doesn’t help out in life?)
Basically Thomas Theorem states that if we believe something to be real, we will act as if it real, thereby it has real consequences.

NON GEEKY DEF: If you think I look hot, you will treat me like a hottie, & I will enjoy the benefits of a hottie, even if it’s due to your false perception and perhaps I’m actually a chubaka, it’s real in your world. Smokes & Mirrors baby, take a hint from Hollywood. Fake it till you make it!
Use this theorem with appearance, confidence, and in the case of seduction if they think your hot/ are attracted to you they are more likely to fall for your seduction technique. So eat right, workout, rob a bank, NO empty your own account (jk), buy hair, buy rogaine, makeup, photoshop. Lol.

Before they became superheroes Album:
From Superhero Seduction



Follow These 5 Tips To Get A Man - by Matt Titus



How To Flirt at the Gym (For Men) by Video Jug




Just don’t ever use these lines
1 You are the hottest horse in this stable

2 those useless common ones like- are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night (unless you 100% look like Henry Simmons or Boris Kodjoe I doubt it will work)

3. You are have the orangest tan I have seen. (look what happened to they guy who used it, on below video. VH1 Show: the pickup artist 2, Mystery the teacher is so weird, I’d never date him ew)



Thanks all for now, bye!

Ps: Been really busy and a bit stressed but will definitely make my 200+ blog & website rounds, will call back all my friends, will break up with my s.o.s filled cell phone, and yes rekindle my relationship with the gym. Gotta run and pack, cuz I'm going to the West coast in a few hours.

24 comments:

  1. korean movies eh! lolol who knew!?! haha!

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  2. THANK GOODNESS YOUR BACK!! I missed you sooooooo much! I looked at my blogroll everyday and hoped you had blogged. lol

    Hahahaha but youre back and sooo funny! Love this post! The pictures look sooooo cool after you made them comic book looking.

    Have fun on your trip!!!! Have a safe flight.

    My flight up north to go see my boyfriend is leaving in a few too!

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  3. im laughing at those corny lines some men use lol...hope u have save trip

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  4. Lol, you put a lot of thought in this one.

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  5. Um, absolutely hilarious.

    Can I just say that I love the West Coast. You have to take pics...mkay?

    Save travels!

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  6. Oh my gosh... great post! Wait, let me put something about this on my site. I love the super hero names. What a FAB idea!

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  7. lol, i have no technique per se...im just sexy! lol im half kidding

    really im just my crazy self!


    and oooe Mr Perfect could Get it!!!!! preferably after a session in the sun but hey....this beggar shall n
    ot be a chooser!

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  8. It's about time you post! It's been a hot minute since you've been gone!

    & omg I watch that Vh1 show the pickup artist -.- theyre all lame! But I can't believe he busted the tan line. guys are dumb!

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  9. Wow, umm, people still use lines?

    *umm* so i was practicing what to say to this other geek girl, so is this politically correct>>

    "You look as cute as your html codes?" lol. jk.

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  10. first! too many pictures...cant digest am at work...i'l be back when i get home

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  11. Welcome back sweetie!

    I am loving the images...you are good. It was well worth the wait.

    Go get your cardio on and bless us with some more knowledge.

    Always

    Dallas Black
    www.thirtyhood.com

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  12. You have some of the funniest posts girl!

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  13. hey where is our random info lol!!!!!!!!!
    hmmmmmmmmmm wasnt sure about reading a post titled seduction secrets coz im tying to be a goody two shoes at the moment, and trying to see how long i can last wihout getting some.
    so now that i have read it if i do go out and seduce someone i will most defnitely sue you.

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  14. lmao ur posts never cease to amaze me! loved it, and ur comic book lookin folk are so cool!

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  15. Wow..you are doing the most with this post. It was a great read though, but why did you use Jason's picture? Anyway, you have been holding out on the secrets..such as the comic book pics.

    And.....Im BOYCOTTING your blog until you post 1 not 2 not 3 but just 1 comment on mine. Dang, thought we were tighter than two left shoes. LOL! Have fun in Cali...

    'Peace

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  16. You definitely put it all out there....I agree with this point because it often gets lost, Seduction is about setting the mood and being romantic people get caught up in all this extra mess and lose the essence and the seduction turns into f*ck ups.

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  17. Ok, I’m not with d 90 days crap, or maybe I should say it’s a lil misleading. If ur gonna practice d 90 days crap be smart about it. its true that guys love to chase, however we ar also quick to retreat & save our resources 4 d next chick. So pls do somtin to make up 4 d cake & wait. If u both know he deserved d cake and he does not make it 2 d end, u might want to call him and answer some of his questions like, there is notin wrong with u, u r sexually healthy and that u r not a man…

    That was creative and very funny Michelle. Nice. U make this bloggin thing interesting.

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  18. I hope no one is really using those lines. LoL. But the superhero comic book characters were great. :-)

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  19. The guy in that video has some good tips except for the 90 day rule. I'm not sayin do it on the first date but not many guys are going to wait 90 days. They're just going to think she's a prude and doesn't like sex.

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