Thursday, January 8, 2009

Funny, Creative & Different Voicemail Greetings

Have you ever called someone & they had the sexiest or cutest voicemail regardless of gender & you really wanted to call them back, not necessarily to speak to them but to hear their voice mail?? C'mon I'm not the only one? I've had friends pray a guy they were talking to wasn't with his phone, so they could get his voicemail, and prove how sexy he sounded on it.



now onto v.mails I thought were funny because I'm a super dork, and secretly wish i had similar & I strongly considered changing mine to this:

1. This is not a voicemail; this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and I'll think about returning your call. [this is my favorite!!! ha ha u know u love it!]

2. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. However this means I won't get back to you.

3. Hello. I'm Bombchell's voicemail. What are you?

4. Bombchell's voicemail is broken. This is her facebook inbox. Please speak very slowly, and I'll get back to you, 'cause you know she's probably on it.

5. Hello, this is Bombchell; I'm not available right now. Please leave your name, number and a nice message at the tone.

6. Hi, this is Bombchell's cellphone. You know the routine: I say, “Leave a message.” I beep. You talk. You hang up. Now let's get on with it and stop wasting time.

7. "With the start of a new year, I decided to make some changes. If I don't return your phone call, you were one of those changes." (some lady's friend on the net had this, lol can u say Golden?)



8. This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when
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9. You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the ...

mostly gotten from (here), check out other funny ones

10. And if you ever want to reject a call, check out Ditchmail. They hilarious & genius (link)** I like the at&t one, since that's my provider.


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For those of you who cant be bothered to listen to people's long voicemail greetings, I heard you should press # (Tmobile, cingular, Nextel) or 1 (Verizon, Sprint) to skip it.
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To help people along with their new years resolutions. I've decided to constantly add random little tools to keep you motivated per month/ week.

Keeping January's Resolution: inspired by all those who promised to gain/ lose weight. click (here), for a great Printable Weight Loss/ Gain Progress Chart. It's from a website called 3fatchicks which is pretty cool & you could check out mostly for losing weight etc. & dont forget to check your BMI or other tools & calculators (here), finally mine is now in the normal range, and for people like me, u can put 5'7.5 as your height.

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images courtesy of Sutha Kamal & Hectore. Thanks guys

30 comments:

  1. I did a post a couple of weeks ago about voicemail greetings. #7 I've heard so often. LoL.

    #1 seems to fit you perfectly. lol

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  2. There are a few messages on my Snapvine recorder (on my blog) that are really sexy.

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  3. The facebook voice mail fits you the best, because you are always online. LoL

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  4. I really like #6! that's my fav. lol

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  5. I've just changed mine to number 7!!..lol...

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  6. How bout "Hello, this is Pacman Jones..."

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  7. LOL. Nice blog..I like your pics from Vegas.

    The VM's are funny too.

    Oh and per your Jan random: No mind them jare, just go and get your work out on.

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  8. In my school if you're called and 'they' hear you're crappy voicemail thingy, thats 'wahala' for you so they always beg us to keep our landline voicemail thingies simple.

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  9. Damn, #7 is harsh haha. My voicemail is boring since I'm job hunting, I can't have potential employers call and leave a message after an "inappropriate" recording.

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  10. I hate voicemails that are very long especially when i dont have loads of credit on my phone

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  11. Not a voicemail, per se... but I find myself in love with "Vicki" - my Mac system voice. Sexy as shit, she has seduced me into craving the date and time every hour on the hour. Mmmmm.

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  12. Those are funny! I do love that first one.

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  13. lmao those are good
    imma use 2 cuz im a damnn smartass haha

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  14. LMAO...I am soo making mine number 7!!!! I love the facebook one too!!

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  15. I really hate the voicemail messages where they say hello and then dont say anything for a long time and then let you know they got you and that its the VM... I fall for that mess everytime... my homeboys VM has been that way for over a year and everytime I call him it still gets me. I have to just laugh at myself

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  16. Your funny

    Love the blog I think I read it all in one night.

    Check me out

    www.dtailo.blogspot.com

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  17. This was totally cute. I always press # and 1 when calling other people, though. LOL

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  18. Thanks for the inspiration.

    I love really cutesy voicemails!

    Wait - did I just say cutesy?

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  19. I will def be using a couple of these! lol

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  20. yo thats hilarious! im about to use that first one as my voicemail :-P

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  21. lol @ #8. a friend of mine has one that says something along the lines of " Hi this is **** i'm probably ignoring your call right now, so leave a message and if you're lucky I might get back to you'' i got that message when i called =(

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  22. HERES ONE:

    You picked up your phone, and you thought to make a call, so you dialed my number, and well, here we are!
    Leave a message!

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  23. Don't hang up. You took the time to call me, so talk to me. leave me a message.

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