Funny, Creative & Different Voicemail Greetings

Have you ever called someone & they had the sexiest or cutest voicemail regardless of gender & you really wanted to call them back, not necessarily to speak to them but to hear their voice mail?? C'mon I'm not the only one? I've had friends pray a guy they were talking to wasn't with his phone, so they could get his voicemail, and prove how sexy he sounded on it.



now onto v.mails I thought were funny because I'm a super dork, and secretly wish i had similar & I strongly considered changing mine to this:

1. This is not a voicemail; this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and I'll think about returning your call. [this is my favorite!!! ha ha u know u love it!]

2. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. However this means I won't get back to you.

3. Hello. I'm Bombchell's voicemail. What are you?

4. Bombchell's voicemail is broken. This is her facebook inbox. Please speak very slowly, and I'll get back to you, 'cause you know she's probably on it.

5. Hello, this is Bombchell; I'm not available right now. Please leave your name, number and a nice message at the tone.

6. Hi, this is Bombchell's cellphone. You know the routine: I say, “Leave a message.” I beep. You talk. You hang up. Now let's get on with it and stop wasting time.

7. "With the start of a new year, I decided to make some changes. If I don't return your phone call, you were one of those changes." (some lady's friend on the net had this, lol can u say Golden?)



8. This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. (my friend has a similar vmail)

9. You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the ...

mostly gotten from (here), check out other funny ones

10. And if you ever want to reject a call, check out Ditchmail. They hilarious & genius (link)** I like the at&t one, since that's my provider.


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For those of you who cant be bothered to listen to people's long voicemail greetings, I heard you should press # (Tmobile, cingular, Nextel) or 1 (Verizon, Sprint) to skip it.
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To help people along with their new years resolutions. I've decided to constantly add random little tools to keep you motivated per month/ week.

Keeping January's Resolution: inspired by all those who promised to gain/ lose weight. click (here), for a great Printable Weight Loss/ Gain Progress Chart. It's from a website called 3fatchicks which is pretty cool & you could check out mostly for losing weight etc. & dont forget to check your BMI or other tools & calculators (here), finally mine is now in the normal range, and for people like me, u can put 5'7.5 as your height.

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images courtesy of Sutha Kamal & Hectore. Thanks guys