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Thursday, December 17, 2009

10 Ways to get Revenge on your Ex- boyfriend, girlfriend,or bestfriend

Let's get ready to be on Santa's Naughty List!! Just remember anything you do might have legal ramifications;... if you get caught using Bombchell's Guide to Revenge :)

how do the sayings go again?

REVENGE IS SWEET!

you dont feel better only much worse after the revenge

an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind

Success is the best revenge

Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.

Don't get mad, get even. 

          but ladies & gentlemen for today's post I prefer the saying:

          It's easier to learn for yourself

            So these are a list of ways to burn a bitch! your boyfriend cheated? revenge!  your wife slept with your best friend? Revenge! These people are now EX'S, X'd friend, X'd family, xed boyfriend, cheating person XXXXXXXX= REVENGE!! lol




            List of 10 Revenge Tricks & Tactics

            1. Pour bleach on His/Her grass :) -- it will never grow back, you can write something like dick, bastard, slut lol it'll kill the grass in that writing, or kill it all!! (that's the only killing allowed)
            -be prepared for possible arrest if caught


            2. Key his/her car - whoa Ive been in school & a lot of people have done this!! it's sooo hurtful. My cousin got a new bmw & parked it, and some haters keyed it for no reason.

            it's easier than going Shakira on his car - like at the end of her "Dont Bother video"

            alt video



            3. DO NOT light their clothes on fire ala Left Eye from music group TLC: The house caught on fire, and he forgave her though, world news & the cops got involved


            4.Paint & Eggs: My 1st year in college some guy cheated on his gf, and she threw eggs on his car! and spray painted DICK on it!! the cops got involved but no one ratted her out, and I heard its super expensive to fix!---Eggs damage the paint, & by painting the car she fucked it up some more. info


            5. Public Embarrassment through Mobile & Internet Connections etc: In my High school (9th grade/ J.s.s. 3) these immature boys slept with girls (that was huge we were all saints) and these boys decided to draw all of them, birth marks etc and post it all over school.


            Fast forward to the modern age, now a bunch of people create facebook, hi5, myspace pages saying what type of slut one is, and fwd naughty pictures of the person via email and cell phones. or create a blog on reasons why not to date him or her. send a stripper to their house to perform on xmas day.


            6. Dontdatehimgirl.com a website dedicated to help women avoid dating assholes. where women write about the horrible guys they dates, some have names, states, cities, pictures and their experience.


            7. Email/ Magazine Spam - add his/ her email to a bunch of crappy email newsletters, so he can get a bunch of spam for how to enlarge your... or stds... yeast infection... spam, spam, spam. or better yet as suggested subscribe to a CRAZY sex magazine & let it "mistakenly" go to their neighbors address


            8. Throw all their shit out! salvation army, pond by your house, just outside, maybe in trash bags a day b4 the garbage guy gets there so he has a day warning to pick up, if not goodbye!

            It's Juvenille so better do it this year so u can mature in the coming year lol. but honestly I think revenge is bad, but when someone is really really hurt they think this is the resolution.



            9. Fake Obituary: Killing Him... Well Sort Of-- Make an obituary for him in the paper, maybe say he died of some std or gruesome accident (got no. 9 of this list of revenge)


            10.Success - become a way better person, reinvent yourself, after a divorce, a break up, a bad friend, cut them off, and build yourself, spend money on a makeover, hit the gym or get p90x exercise program, clear your acne with a presciption, get a better job!! make yourself a success, and you would have done all this without them. It's super hard look at Britney Spears! Tina Turner! Whitney Houston! Read Jemima J. its a lovely chick lit for motivation.Take a different class everyweek, cooking, wine, you'll be out, make new friends, enjoy life.


            So readers what do you think of revenge? what have you ever done?
            perhaps we should all delete our incriminating pictures off our cellphones? great! I'll start
            Love Bombchell!

            other sources: bad costume angel , Animal house angel , bleached grass , dog in undies , newspaper ,

            63 comments:

            1. I'm an idiot... I once accidentally keyed my car while sliding my keys across the top towards my husband. I guess I got revenge on myself? LOL!

              I really like these two quotes you posted:

              "An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind."

              "Success is the best revenge."

              So true!

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            2. @ Kate: AWWW omg that must have hurt ((hugs)) lol

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            3. It definitely hurt my ego. LOL! :D

              Hey, thanks for subscribing. It means a lot to me!

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            4. Loves it!! Hilarious!

              I love the bleach idea on the grass. Shaving cream also works on driveways for the same effect. *rubs hands together* LOVE revenge! As I always say, deception for lunch, payback for dinner, and pie for breakfast. ;)

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            5. This is so funny and those pictures, LOL

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            6. LMAO Im glad people have come up with better ideas than sugar in the gas tank.

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            7. Thank you for commenting, there aren't many houses in town that do decorate but this one subdivision gets together and goes all out...I can't imagine what their light bill is...

              :)

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            8. Oh Yeah ..what a list...Thanks for visiting...Great blog..ill be back..!!

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            9. LOVE this! Love the dog in the lingerie..haha.

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            10. ack! i hope nobody ever uses these tactics on me! :)

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            11. Ummm...darling, you are completely fabulous! Loving your sense of humor! Number two so reminded me of that Carrie Underwood song..."Before He Cheats." Love! :)

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            12. I'm hard at work avenging myself on someone by looking great and being happy. I'll let you know if it's satisfying!

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            13. i love this post - revenge isnt for me but these are really great revenge ideas!

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            14. Love that picture of you!
              X,fashionnerdic.

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            15. I think no 10 is the best, but it needs some time, usually after years. But it tastes so much sweeter :)

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            16. Revealing embarrassing texts and pictures is very popular these days.

              Secretia

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            17. oh my god, those things are really mean!!! but when somebody has done sooo bad things, he totally deserves it!!

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            18. Love this post, especially #10 ~ living well is the best revenge!

              xoxox,
              CC

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            19. hahah hilarious post. i wish i was better at revenge, but i'm so bad at it because i am too soft! thanks also for visiting my blog. unfortunately, my trip fell through :(

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            20. Great post. I love the fake obituary idea!!
              I love your blog!

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            21. hahaha...this is a funny post!
              i like #10. i guess the great way to revenge is success.

              p.s can we exchange links? thanks!

              http://momfashionworld.blogspot.com/

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            22. The title sounds so ominous. Haha. Hilarious post, though.

              -meream

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            23. WOW...THIS...IS...AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZINGGG!!!

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            24. the eggs on the car....PRICELESS! You KNOW how guys are about their cars, CRAZY! So to mess up the paint job AND it's HELLA expensive to fix, OH that revenge is SO sweet!

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            25. they way to get revenge is to let the your ev boyfriend see you with another guy that the way ot get revenge because they hate seeing you with another guy because they will get so mad because your with another guy.

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            26. I really, really wanna do the bleach/grass thing! However, I don't know what his house looks like when the sun is out, boo!

              Good list!

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            27. ...& egging his cars!
              Yeah, I can totally do that.

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            28. I love these revenge tactics! So creative!

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            29. The public embarrasment has to be my favorite. Now with facebook and twitter it'll spread like wild fire.

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            30. this is ace ty sooo much, never even thought about bringing her car into it...

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            31. I once piled his clothes up on his bead(especially the ones he liked) and poured really strong bleach all over them....i felt soooooo much better!!!!

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            32. i want to get revenage on a person that i thought was my friends n i fell in love with her and she burnt my house n killed tow of my animals just cuase she got kicked out cuz she was staring things n have cancer n i didnt get justic n ppl desever justice from ppl like tht

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            33. Don't know how I missed this. GREAT LIST. Have heard from a few friends who shall remain nameless that BLEACH REALLY WORKS on the lawn, and PAINT and EGGS do a helluva job in the SUMMERTIME!!!

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            34. To quote Dothory Parker, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' I have a friend who plastered posters in all the post offices, store bulletin board, wherever she could find a blank space, and on every lamp post in their town and all the towns surrounding their area for 'Ladies Beware, (His full name here), of (His Address Here) who works at (His Job Here) has herpes. To say it put a dent in his love life is an understatement. It was the talk of the towns. LOL!

              It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
              Niccolo Machiavelli

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            35. awesome list!! I have one that I just did on my boyfriend I thought of four months-he dumped me because he didst want the drama of a relationship. Meanwhile his 40 yr old ass lives in a shed behind his mama house. He actually told me he adore me and we could still have sex. Not!! So before I left his moms house I grabbed his have t shirt. If you rub it against your car battery just enough to get a lily acid on it as soon as he washes it the shirt falls completely apart. ;)

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            36. These are good but the best revenge to do on your ex is doing whatever it takes to get back with them but on purpose then sleeping with his or her bestfriend

              If your a girl this one would be easy as most guys won't turn down easy access. Guys would just have to work a little extra

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            37. i married my ex girlfriend's sister ..... and as my wife even don't know that.

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            38. I answered a tranny ad and pretended to be my ex- gave him directions to his house. Sat and watch tranny go to his door in pantyhose and heels -mmmmm poor guy was totally embarrassed and wouldn't leave his house for 3 days! Epic

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            39. This dude and I started dating a few months ago. I have a child by another man which he knew about. Now today he tells me he can't handle the stress of dealing with that. I foolishly let my child meet him and she loves him. He gave me some song and dance that I'm too good for him. It broke my heart him doing this. How can I show him what an idiot he is for doing this? I don't want 2 get back with him just prove a point.

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            40. engageged 6 yrs he chested i caught him hes stil with her hell hath no furry now he changed his #and when i saw im at the store he ran tall the way to the bisstop help

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            41. Surely brake fluid all over the car really destroys the paintwork??..:):):)

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            42. Bomb Chell I am so glad I found this blog. I was so close to doing some real stupid shit!!! I am now just going to put the cheating wench out fo my mind and let her wonder what happened to me. I am sure some day I will bump into her and the lady on my arm will say everything and never utter a word. Thanksgirl Tucson Cowboy

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            43. My ex is going to his ex wife to freeload off her again. Rather than the neighbor thinking he is a pervert I think I will get him a subscription to the raunchiest magazine and have it delivered to her house with his name on it. He stole from me and was the worst liar and back stabber I've ever met! He admitted to still being in love with her thought they divorced 10 years ago. I hope she will think he is a deviant and throw his worthless ass out once and for all! That will break his heart! Poor baby! Lol!!!!

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            44. The crazy porn mag subscription sent to the neighbor's house, now THAT is sweet revenge! Pour

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            45. I got my ex fired from his great paying job. I wrote his hr department telling them he smokes weed. They did a drug test on him then dismissed him. He lost everything and now hes back home with his mommy. He stills don't know who ratted on him. #revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting money!

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            46. My stupid friend is so going to get it!!

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            47. Hillarious. Although we are living in different countries now, it make things harder for me, but you just gave me ideas of how to get revenge even with this stupid distance. And yes, I absolutely agree: Success is the best revenge, BUT he still deserves to suffer just a little bit ;)

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            48. Miss BombChell,

              I have read around on the internet, talked to my parents, the police, and now an attorney.. let me explain the situation, because I need help for this piece of work.

              I was living with my boyfriend, and one day he hacked my facebook and read my messages, nothing bad was in them, no sweet talking to guys, no sort of cheating at all. Well, this jerk off misinterpreted a message about me looking for a new place for US to live, and kicked me out. Not only did he CALL THE COPS ON ME for "stealing" his house key, he is also REFUSING to give me back MY things and belongings of my parents and grandparents. Since I moved my things in there, I can not report them as stolen. The police made me give back the key, so I also have no entry to get my things. He is claiming MY TV, Laptop, Entertainment center, Kitchen Table, Vaccuum cleaner, and even CLOTHES! as HIS! which is now making the police have a "he said, she said" case, not wanting to work with me. He is also threatening my family with Harassment charges. I have to take his poor SOB ass to court now... AND HE IS 24! SAD RIGHT!?!?

              But here is where I need a little extra help, ANY SUGGESTIONS ARE WONDERFUL!!!!

              I want to get this bastard back. I want to make him feel all the pain, and suffering I felt living with him... Worst Boyfriend EVER! What I want to do is make his life a living hell and make him WISH he would have just cooperated.

              Opinions? Suggestions? For the next few months, I want him as a puppet.

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            49. My fiance of 5 years cheated on me 3 months before the wedding day. I knew th girl for 2 years and now theyre married! Wtf o never got my revenge because i am too nice but i also dont have an partner in crime. Id be getting revenge solo. I dont know what to do to hurt him as much as he hurt me. Legally.

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            50. Theres too many dumb
              sluts on the blog for it to be taken seriously..
              No wonder u afro-am bitches get cheated on all the time..

              Shut the fuck up for a minute.

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            51. My first love lied and cheated...about everything...sooo i put his email on all these sites...posted hid number up everywhere i went...thats alot of places meanin im in college...hes super homophobic so i put his pics an numbers on gay sites...than i sold his stuff on ebay an craigslist...if yur gonna waste my tie why not make up for it in cash

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            52. I found out today that my boyfriend of 1.5 years is living with another woman. My plan of attack: become a leach drain him of his money then call the other woman. Hopefully she kicks his a$% out because the house is in her name.

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            53. these are bullshit

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            54. My husband cheated on me with a drug head b and I left him after finding out, my revenge is simple I just sit back and watch the show I know she's going to play him dirty :)) big time! Lol

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