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Friday, March 19, 2010

Do NOT take a lifelong learning class or Workshop at Emory University

I'm still on a blogging break, but just a warning to those in the Atlanta that I advised to take the Creative Writing Program at Emory. (and others looking for higher learning courses)

I am retracting my statement. The professor is cool so that's not what I'm against.

BUT if you take the program be it Fundamentals of Golf I, Latin Dancing, Sailing — Just for the Fun of It, or the $400 Creative Writing Workshop I.
Weapon of Choice 1 to use on the Bitch: Hello Kitty Saw

MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND THE CLASS. and even if you hate the first class, they dont give fuck, no refunds.

All I'm saying is be careful, If you're in an accident; will be out of the country; need to take care of somebody; hated the class; or just want you're money back,etc. NO re-nigging. Your money's pretty much gone. So just pretend you're donating money to the program. unless they receive

"Written withdrawal requests (email, fax, mail) must be received before 5PM, five days prior to class start date, in order to receive a refund less a $25 processing fee."


I should have listened to a friend who warned me about the program though for other reasons.
Weapon of Choice 2 to use on the Bitch: Hello Kitty AR 15

HOWEVER:
if you know u'll be present for all 5 days of classes, and have a measly 400 dollars to spare, check out their exciting classes, and they are also affiliated with one of the best universities in the country, so this will be very enriching.


don't forget to contact Donna Samia (dsamia@emory.edu) or Christopher Yu , who will be so happy to help you sign up and assist you with any sign up problems :)
yall have a fun day.
Evening at Emory
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going back to my blogging sabbatical. I need to de-steam so

- going shopping to Fredricks of Hollywood with my girls.
- had a blast on St. Patty's day
- & i'll pray for the bitches that work at that office who can use my money to snort some fucking coke or adderall for all i care.

2 comments:

  1. I love Hello Kitty's products!

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  2. OMG! I know this is an old post, but I'm new to your blog and was reading past entries. I tell you no lie. I spit out my vitamin water reading this!!! I know my coworkers think I've lost my everlasting, because I am sitting here with tears running down my face. Totally feel you on people who don't give refunds for extenuating circumstances tho.

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