Rooftop Pool Party at Lindberg ( I also got Braces and a Tan)

Sunday (smh I betrayed my HBO True Blood buddies) I ended up at a pool party in Lindberg.  I saw like 500 potential baby daddy's at that party!!! and the girls were on point!!!

Like I'd secretly given up on ATL chicks. normally they are the baddest i've seen, but *whew* the clubs I've been going to, I've been seeing............... Anyways it seemed every chick had a super tiny waist & a huge ass. Like did someone forget to give me the memo!!! Im so not playing, cuz working out aint cutting it. Dear Santa if u Nikki Minaj my ass and Lola Monroe my waist, I promise to hardly wear any clothes ever!!! & If u throw in 7 more electrolysis sessions, I'll skinny dip at every other pool party! I promise.

Anyways... here are more pictures from the pool party. It was a lot of fun!!!!! and the people there were super nice, though some were boughie (lol but they might say the same bout us).

I badly wanted to jump in the pool, but ma girls were fully dressed!!!

Me w ma drink :)

Brenda & Carmen

Kili, Me, Nneka -- ha ha ha LOOK at my face!!!!

My girls from London - Kili, Carmen, Brenda

water fight!!

You know that water fight, where 2 boys put 2 girls on their shoulders, and they play fight, well.... that's how the above picture started. um and pls if anyone takes offense to that picture--- dont shoot the messenger, I wasnt the photographer lol, I'm a lover not a fighter, so email me to take it down ;)

My cousins Kili & Nneka

then the next day, i decided to get braces!!!!!






.... & the day after that I decided to get a TAN. smh wtf was i thinking??? "Do black girls get Tans??" I blame VH1. So.... I intended to get only a spray tan for an even complexion, u know to be Miami & bikini ready, cuz my body is is lighter in some parts & darker, various shades basicallys. Anyways the guy temtped me to double dip and he knocked down the price.
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So... I got down into teeny bikini bottoms and got a spray tan. Then...... regardless of logic... well I ended up nude in some windy machine getting a tan for 10 mins, and it supposedly "makes you brown, not black,"  it sure looked like one of those ones on TV I heard causes cancer but he said there's a difference.

end result: I freaked: I looked like I moved back to Nigeria or I was on a carribean vacation for 1 month and lived under the sun! my makeup no longer matched when i was in miami. no more hint of yellow in my skin, all brown, I felt darker. duh!! I guess?

BUT.......... after a 1 to 2 days I LOVED my tan!!!!! and trust me, it's way way way better than the real thing. cuz in Miami Kili, Brenda & Mary decided they'll tan for 3 days. with no sunscreen or sun tan lotion cuz of course we have african skin & black girls dont need that. NOT!!!! Kili got sunburnt. No ones makeup matched anyones faces anymore. HA HA me & my tan became the lightest person there, and I looked all bronzy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they skipped brown & caramel, got sooooooo dark, like some parts were brown, some black, like literal black. it was sooo random. oh well wish u could see the pics. but they'll kill me.

I definitely loved my tan. I wanted to strut everywhere in a bikini cuz for the first time ever, my skin boobs, legs, tummy, were one even color!!! I kept staring at myself in the mirror. so in the future, Im sticking to artificial tans, and hiding from the sun.


then.... I headed to miami the day after the tan to join Kili, Brenda & Carmen. (miami pics coming up) lol

yall dont act surprised like u don't read my blog, u know I'm prone to special moments & thoughts.