Two feelings: Good Riddance, OR I want you back; you are such an asshole for ending it with me, but I secretly want you back even though I can't confess that to my friends.
I'll admit, Ive been on dates with some people as we all know (who remembers the 12 hr date, ugh), one even lasted 6 months, but let's not talk about it. So there've been a few that when they ended I was filled with anger, and might have wished we didn't end so we could have a perfect future (And just incase any idiot ive ever been on a date with reads this, and thinks it's him: Get Over Yourself, I did!) lol don't mind me, I'm superficially cool with most. Back to where i was.
So.... I went to watch a movie at Palms Genesis Cinemas, and they messed up the time as usual, so I decided to go to the bookstore. WOW i havent been into a bookstore in almost a year! I'm ashamed!
AND THEN I SAW THIS!!!
***please play fascinating awe movie music!!! and add bright magical light****
|BLOKE: The Complete Man Manual (February/March 2012) ----- I know it's june & all but I got it this week, so hurry over to your closest vendor.|
Something I'd never seen before. I think it's a new magazine. OMG such amazing topics!!! Crazy it's like a Nigerian Cosmo!! As I flipped through I swear to you my eyes were like (O_O) they have crazy topics like Vaginal Flatulence! Vag Farts!! ick!! wow guts!! Stuff like Sex games etc.
Sooooo the most exciting topic: I decided to scan. Only article I'm scanning, while praying no one sues my bum :) You guys should def check out the mag. I tried to stalk em on facebook or twitter but couldnt find any info. the magazine seems fun and witty. *In Gloria's Voice Ala Modern Family *I LURVEE IT!!
Their Tips include-Things to do & things to not do
*For example: Do Not Initiate Contact!!
*Yes Ladies you can't be keep hanging out with his boys while hoping to bump into him.
*And GUESS WHAT! if you call him as usual: the goat can consider it stalking or clingy *_*
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So guys.. girls.. What do you guys think of the mag? Especially about the the article? Do you think it'll work? If you've ever gotten an ex back do share what you did, even if it was crazy. You can always comment anonymously ;)
And Ladies, if it doesnt work, you'll find someone better, sexier, etc and when you are fully moved on & it's too late: he'll realize his loss.
lol ok these are for fun :)
& big shout to Bloke, I hope you guys succeed.