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Thursday, June 7, 2012

READ: HOW TO WIN YOUR EX BACK (comment with your tips, agree or disagree)

So ladies & gent. There comes a time in your life when you are seeing someone: be it a few dates, a few months or a few years, then all of a sudden, the relationship comes to an end, BAM! It's Over!

Two feelings: Good Riddance, OR I want you back; you are such an asshole for ending it with me, but I secretly want you back even though I can't confess that to my friends.

I'll admit, Ive been on dates with some people as we all know (who remembers the 12 hr date, ugh), one even lasted 6 months, but let's not talk about it.  So there've been a few that when they ended I was filled with anger, and might have wished we didn't end so we could have a perfect future (And just incase any idiot ive ever been on a date with reads this, and thinks it's him: Get Over Yourself, I did!) lol don't mind me, I'm superficially cool with most. Back to where i was.
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So.... I went to watch a movie at Palms Genesis Cinemas, and they messed up the time as usual, so I decided to go to the bookstore. WOW i havent been into a bookstore in almost a year! I'm ashamed!

AND THEN I SAW THIS!!!

***please play fascinating awe movie music!!! and add bright magical light****

TA-DA:::
BLOKE: The Complete Man Manual (February/March 2012) ----- I know it's june & all but I got it this week, so hurry over to your closest vendor.



Something I'd never seen before. I think it's a new magazine. OMG such amazing topics!!! Crazy it's like a Nigerian Cosmo!! As I flipped through I swear to you my eyes were like (O_O) they have crazy topics like Vaginal Flatulence! Vag Farts!! ick!! wow guts!! Stuff like Sex games etc.


Sooooo the most exciting topic: I decided to scan. Only article I'm scanning, while praying no one sues my bum :) You guys should def check out the mag. I tried to stalk em on facebook or twitter but couldnt find any info. the magazine seems fun and witty. *In Gloria's Voice Ala Modern Family *I LURVEE IT!!



Their Tips include-Things to do & things to not do
*For example: Do Not Initiate Contact!!
*Yes Ladies you can't be keep hanging out with his boys while hoping to bump into him. 
*And GUESS WHAT! if you call him as usual: the goat can consider it stalking or clingy *_*







So guys.. girls.. What do you guys think of the mag? Especially about the the article? Do you think it'll work? If you've ever gotten an ex back  do share what you did, even if it was crazy. You can always comment anonymously ;)


And Ladies, if it doesnt work, you'll find someone better, sexier, etc and when you are fully moved on & it's too late: he'll realize his loss.




lol ok these are for fun :)







& big shout to Bloke, I hope you guys succeed.

11 comments:

  1. I totally agree with the article because I'm speaking from experience. I made sure I was always looking hot and talking to sexy guys whenever my ex was around and kept conversations btw my ex and I very brief, acting like I wasn't interested at all. That for sure made him go gaga!

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  2. lmao @ 'on a scale of one to Adele'
    truth is most girls will do the exact opposite of this once in their life before they learn. my first heart break when i was 18 was quite hard on me and i learnt the hard way never to beg a man EVER. it turned me into an ice queen.
    what the article says actually really works, only if you can get a grip on your self. its easier said if your not the one your heart has just been smashed into a gazillion pieces. But if you can get over that hurt and do what the article says, most guys will come crawling back.

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  3. I agree with this article too- sincerely the person hit the nail on the head but men or boys believe girls/women are weaker -they usually do not follow these tips. *sigh

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  4. How I know a few that could benefit from this. Luckily but in one situation I've always been the dumper but if shoes was on the other foot I would agree with the article and like @Kiky said it's easier said if your not the one your heart has just been smashed into a gazillion pieces.

    I've seen ladies go that grovelling, stalking twitter/facebook route, winding themselves up - Just do you cos he wasn't worried about you when he dumped you.

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  5. why would anyone want their ex back tho? especially if it was a nasty breakup, infidelity etc i for one do not recycle and the funny thing is all my exes always come looking for me one even showed up two years later begging to be taken back lol i love that part hahaha but seriously exes are exes for a reason if it did not work the first time round what makes you think it will work this time round?

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  6. Just like the writer mentioned,
    1. why the dump?
    2. were there signs/warnings before the "it's over"?
    3. never underestimate his possible reactions to his main concerns.
    I think these are 3 cardinal points to be constantly aware of.

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  7. OMG...im so living these tips right now.
    at first, i didnt believe webroke up after 4yrs and i did all d wrong things: begged, cried, pleaded, promised to be good(...i'm dying of shame now).

    Eventually, i woke up and realized he wasnt trying to come back and it was going to be his loss. All dat crying and not eating meant i had slimmed from a 10 to a 6, and luckily i still had my round butt and cute front...i decided to stop calling him and get back ibto the world. some salsa and swimming lessons later, im balling away wen i get a 'come back home' phone call. shd i or shdnt i?

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  8. I'm now far from my ex partner. She is cute and I love her very much. But she didn't come back to me. So I decide to make relationship with another sexy guy who is batter then her. I have enjoyed your article. Hope this one is the best solution for me to lead a happy life. Thanks
    ex back

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  9. That's grate article! I'm now far from my ex partner. She is cute and I love her very much. But she didn't come back to me. So I decide to make relationship with another sexy guy who is batter then her. I have enjoyed your article. Hope this one is the best solution for me to lead a happy life. Thanks a lot
    get your ex back

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  10. I here a lot of people ask why they should get their ex back. Isn't it obvious? You care for that person. You were once attracted to them, and thought about them everyday. People treat marriage just as a temporary outing, when in actuality it is a lifetime bond between two people. No one understands this anymore. Why is everyone so selfish nowadays?

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